THE Pumpkin

Okay. I admit it that when it comes to taking down decorations from the holidays it may take me a week or two. Hey! I am a busy woman. (I really just like them). But this pumpkin that my son brought home from a field trip is insane. It is the pumpkin that wouldn't rot. Seriously. The orange specimen came home Nov. 1st and is still on out porch. Should I call Ripley's?